Thursday, August 15, 2002

WHAT I LEARNED FROM VANITY FAIR THIS MONTH (part 1, probably)

If you win an Academy Award for Best Actress, you get to play...James Bond's latest conquest, and have three of your four Vanity Fair photos feature your breasts.

If you win an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress, you get to play...the Hulk's girlfriend, and have your Vanity Fair interviewer discuss whether you've had a breast reduction.

posted by Martha @ 8:26 AM

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