Because she speaks the damn Dancing with the Stars truth in Salon:: "John O'Hurley (J. Peterman from 'Seinfeld') can dance. He can't shake his ass, and his gut doesn't cry out for tequila, but he can dance. Fit little bunny rabbits may be taking over the universe (and more power to them), but this is a show called 'Dancing With the Stars.' Remember? Let's say it together: 'Dancing With the Stars'! Now, can we please hold on to our creaky Lawrence Welk values for long enough to vote for the guy who does a mean quick-step, instead of being hypnotized by big, bouncing boobies?"
posted by Martha @ 11:09 PM
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